Wednesday, August 22, 2007

2 + 2 = 5?

"A friendship is hard when one sees it a different way and a relationship is honest when both see it eye to eye, but how can two be friends and be honest when a relationship doesn't exist"

Huh?

Thursday, August 9, 2007

A SCHOONER IS A SAILBOAT STUPID HEAD

Mutt Lynch's serves beers bigger than your head so it's only proper to take a few to the dome piece. It's a great atmosphere with awesome food right on the Boardwalk. My favorite bar in Newport.

Kate and Whitney enjoy the window seat breeze. Warning: It can smell when a bum stands in the window.


The schooner of Blue Moon is definitely bigger than our heads.


Put ya stunna shades on!


Those knee-length pink socks are pretty fly...


...So is that white and pink, tie-dyed shirt.


Good times.

THE NEIGHBORS HATE US

"The Asian is SO red"


Marc Jacobs. 10 carats for $1.


Kwik-E-Mart doughnuts.


Sorry I wasn't there to take my Jage-bomb...


Goliath giving David a boost.


Oops, a Bry Bry sighting!


"Party like a rockstar, t-t-t-totally dude!!"


I'm such a picture-ruiner.


This is how you order a cheese pizza, a supreme pizza and a barf bag in Newport.



The piece of pizza Will is eating fell in a pile of sand 3 seconds ago.

ADVENTURES IN HOLLYHOOD

The ceiling at Fred Segal is signed by all your favorite celebs and even their kids. That's Kimora Lee Simmon's daughter, not this Ming Lee. My penmanship is way better.


Fairfax and Rosewood. The cradle of modern streetwear civilization.


"In West Philadelphia born and raised..."




One, two, step.



Three of my favorite places to shop in LA.

SCENESTERS

You can basically find a party every night in LA. This one was brought to you by Nike, MF Doom, Nacionals and too much Jack Daniels.

Early night assembly with our LA lifestyle host, Animal Chan.


The night was also sponsored by stripes.


Winnie and Paul.


Oscar's trying to keep his game tight.


Peter and Steve.


5, 4, 3, 2, 1...


...Zzzzzzzz

CALIFORNIA CUISINE

Korean BBQ and Tofu with Animal Chan in Monterey Park. Amazing!


Date night at the Cannery with Rachel in Newport Beach. Pull your boat up to the back dock and eat great seafood.



'Crackberry'




The Hat. So unhealty, so unbelievably tasty!


Only in L.A. will people wait in an hour line for hot dogs.

(UN)FAIR

The Orange County fair is a yearly expose of the finest battered, meat-stick treats, gyroscoping, vomit inducing rides and overpriced, impossible games. Sounds disgustingly fun! We came away with enough tummy aches and craptastic toys to make a 10 year old jealous.


Maybe the funniest sign I saw the whole trip. The girl is holding a dinosaur!


The mini-horse is a constant reminder that my ego cannot break 3 plates with a baseball.


The whiffle ball toss has $200 of Rachel's money and she has nothing to show for it except this scowl.


You would not believe me even if I told you.

BEACH CRUISERS

Newport Beach is like a fishbowl...a fishbowl where everyone is stuck in a Spring Break fantasy. Everyday is a vacation, everyday is a dream, everyday is a huge dent in your checkbook. Rent is rediculous, but I guess you're paying for your entertainment in the sun, sand and surf.


Even birds live in the lap of luxury here. Ocean views, floor to ceiling windows, fireplace.


Rachel's calling God to get some sunshine. The only day in two and a half weeks without the sun.


I make bomb-ass Mongolian Beef


This door leads to the Lido Deck. Shuffle Board is on your right, haha.




$2400 a month and no A/C. WTF?


It's still hot as balls inside so the party has to move outside.




Do they give out BUI's instead of DUI's?




Pretty nice backyard, huh?


Rachel, you'll never be as tan as me, haha.