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Champagne, officially, can only be coined 'Champagne' if it's made in the small French region bearing the same name. That pink bubbly stuff that comes with a plastic cork and usually double fisted straight from the bottle is the devil. Saturday marked the MTV Super Sweet 16 themed 26th birthday party for Caitie where the 'Champagne' flowed like water. Just like on TV, the party included hand delivered invites, a red carpet entrance, fountains, disco balls, lights, all-white attire, outfit changes, cake and dancing. The biggest difference between reality and 'reality' was the lack of daddy's trust fund. Otherwise, the bottles may have been gold and everyone wouldn't have gotten up feeling like an anvil had been dropped on their head.


The birthday girl's ascencion up the red carpet. They got her a Jetta.





I swear we're not going to a milkman's convention.







Brett Favre bobblehead. Best present ever.



Dress number 2, probably bottle number 3.





I found Fudgsicles.