BEACH CRUISERS

Newport Beach is like a fishbowl...a fishbowl where everyone is stuck in a Spring Break fantasy. Everyday is a vacation, everyday is a dream, everyday is a huge dent in your checkbook. Rent is rediculous, but I guess you're paying for your entertainment in the sun, sand and surf.


Even birds live in the lap of luxury here. Ocean views, floor to ceiling windows, fireplace.


Rachel's calling God to get some sunshine. The only day in two and a half weeks without the sun.


I make bomb-ass Mongolian Beef


This door leads to the Lido Deck. Shuffle Board is on your right, haha.




$2400 a month and no A/C. WTF?


It's still hot as balls inside so the party has to move outside.




Do they give out BUI's instead of DUI's?




Pretty nice backyard, huh?


Rachel, you'll never be as tan as me, haha.